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Thursday, 13 March 2025

Secret Ingredient (short story)

 


Secret Ingredient

(Random 2-word prompt- pie, tiptoe)

 

                Flower had been waiting over an hour for the last of the lights to turn off in Old Man Grundle’s farmhouse.  He’d been waiting… hiding in the cold under the shadows of the hedgerows for far too long.  It’d been late when he’d arrived, and he thought he’d be in the clear to get what he came for quickly and quietly, without detection, but he hadn’t expected the old farmer to stay up so late.  It was weird; it was now well past midnight, and the farmer was usually in bed by the time he got here.  Or he had been every night for the last ten days or so.

                Flower stretched his legs and straightened out; he’d begun to cramp up while crouching in his hiding place.  He made one final sweep of the empty lane to make sure he was truly alone, and that no-one had followed him.  Not that anyone in their right mind would’ve waited around for an hour in the dark and chilly night, pressed against a thorny hedge, spikes digging into their back, leaves tickling their ears and neck, and he was pretty sure he’d been accosted by a bug or two.  No, he was alone.  He drew his jacket in closer against the chill.  And of course, anyone following him wouldn’t’ve known what he came here for.  Even Old Man Grundle didn’t know what was hidden on his own property.

                The secret ingredient.

                Flower scurried towards the farmhouse, breaching the grounds via a broken fence, then staying low as he crossed the small front garden.  He stepped over and around turnip shoots, meandered around pumpkin vines, and tried not to trip over the cabbages.  It was quiet.  That kind of silence you get in the depths of night when life sleeps and death stalks.  There were predators lurking, waiting.  Owls.  Foxes.  Badgers.  And him, a hunter of ingredients.

                He’d been asked, of course, what made his fruit pies so delicious, so moreish, but he only replied with a tap on his nose and a wink.  He’d only been sharing the pies with his friends and coworkers for a week, but they couldn’t get enough.

                Flower reached the pebble-dashed wall of the farmhouse, and pressed himself close, staying in its shadow, hiding from the full moon.  He tiptoed alongside, following the edge, fingering the stones as he moved.  He paused at the corner.  A hinge creaked somewhere, a door or window, above his head.  He kept still, then slowly drifted his gaze upwards…

                He couldn’t let anyone down; he had to keep bringing them pies.

                An unsecured window shutter on the first floor swayed in the breeze.  Intermittently, the wind tickled it just enough for it to titter and snicker.  Hmph.  It was laughing at him for thinking he’d been discovered by Old Man Grundle.  Flower sighed.  He was safe to proceed.

It had been a Sunday morning almost two weeks ago when the mysterious old woman had accosted him the market.  She’d grabbed his arm while he’d been looking at the baking supplies, glared into his eyes and whispered the secret.  He hadn’t believed her.  She’d insisted.  He still didn’t believe her, but he’d assuaged her with false affirmations.

                Flower breached the corner and edged his body along the wall to the back of the farmhouse, stepping over and around a few plant pots that’d been haphazardly arranged in the shadows, some empty, some not, but all seemed uncared for.  To his left, were fields of corn and barley, but ahead, just on the other side of the koi pond, was a small wood, and where the secret ingredient appeared every night.  Something felt off this time, not just the old farmer’s lateness, something else.  He skirted the pond, ignoring the laughing shutter behind him.  It felt like something was going to go wrong, but maybe that was just his nerves; trespassing on someone’s property was always a little scary, especially on Grundle’s farm; the old man was known for his ‘ask questions later’ attitude.  Flower hurried into the safety of the trees.

He wasn’t sure what’d compelled him to check out what the old woman had told him.  Boredom.  Curiosity.  Stupidity.  It didn’t matter.  He’d kept the first fruit pie for himself, and it was the most delicious thing he’d ever tasted.  He’d come back every night since.

                Flower looked back at the farmhouse from the shelter of the woods; its lights were still out, no signs of life from within, and only the creaking shutter paid him any mind.  He moved deeper into the forest.  He could smell moss and damp.  His boots squelched through the mud, and leaves rustled as he moved further and further from Old Man Grundle’s farmhouse.

                The old woman had given him only one warning; go alone, or the magic will cease.

                A sweet aroma cut through the earthy air, as the trees began to thin out, almost as if the foliage were giving reverence to the small miracle in the clearing in the woods.  Even the plants along the ground gave way, leaving only the dry earth.  Flower stepped lightly forward.  The smell was different every night, but always saccharine and delicious; yesterday’s scent had been flowery and delicate, tonight’s was fruity and tangy.  Flower almost enjoyed the smelling more than the eating.

                He paused.

                There it was, the secret ingredient, bathed in a halo of moonlight, out of place in the forest, but waiting to be seized.  And Flower would seize it again this night.  He took a tentative step closer.  He didn’t want to disturb the dirt, ruin the wonderous ingredient in the centre of the glade.  Another step closer.  And another.  He stopped.  A creak cried out in the cold air behind him, a distant giggle… the window shutter again, though it sounded louder, bigger, this time.

                Flower inched closer to the secret ingredient.  He crouched to collect it… and froze.

                He wasn’t alone.  He had nowhere to go, nowhere to hide, as he heard a hurried rustle of leaves as footsteps rushed through the trees.  He knew who it was.  The hammer of a gun clicked by his ear.

                “You’re trespassing.”

                He swallowed hard; he didn’t know what to say.  He couldn’t move.

                “Turn around,” said Old Man Grundle.

                He didn’t.

                “I said ‘turn around,’” repeated the farmer.

                Flower’s head orbited the gun’s muzzle, slow, careful, away from his secret quarry; he didn’t want to startle the man into a premature discharge.  He smiled awkwardly as he faced his discoverer.

                “Flower?!”  Old Man Grundle lowered the gun.  “What on earth are you doing here?  It’s the middle of the night.”

                Flower shrugged as he stood; he didn’t want to reveal the secret of the pies.  He couldn’t reveal it.  It might be too late.  He was eager to turn back around and look directly at the ingredient.

                “Lost, are we?”

                “I… er… I thought I…” mumbled Flower, “I saw a kitten run into the woods.”  The old woman’s warning was playing in his head.  “I must’ve been mistaken.”  He was no longer alone.  “Sorry, I didn’t mean to…”

                “You’re lucky I didn’t shoot you, dummy.”  The old man laughed.  “You shouldn’t go chasing imaginary cats onto other people’s property.”

                “I know I know,” he said.  “Sorry, I should probably get going…”  He wondered what he was going to do about the secret ingredient.  Was it still there?  Could he somehow wait and come back even later, in the early hours of the morning?

                “Come and join me for a nightcap first,” said Old Man Grundle.  “It’s a cold night and you look frozen half to death.  Some whiskey’ll warm you right up.”

                Flower nodded.  He’d been out in this cold for hours.  Too long.  Maybe it was time to give up.

                “Come along, my friend.”  The farmer placed a hand on his shoulder and led him away.  “You can tell me how to make those tasty pies of yours.”

                Flower glanced back.

                The secret ingredient was gone forever; only a halo of empty moonlight coated the earth of the clearing.

The End.

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Sunday, 6 October 2024

Flower, Eggs, Milk (short story)

 

Flower, Eggs, Milk

(Random 2-word prompt- egg, wreck)

 

                He needed eggs for the kitchen... for the cook.  Just one tray.  And just a short walk up the street and back.

                It should’ve been easy.  Over easy.

                It should’ve been quick.  Quiche?

                But it had all ended up a bit of a pavlova.

                Mrs Spatchcock was baking tarts for the palace, but Flower had overslept- he’d been up late working at the pier- and he’d scrambled his responsibilities; it was his job to order the ingredients, and he’d messed up.  He’d meant to order a churn of milk and two dozen eggs, but…

                “What on earth am I meant to do with this much milk?”  The cook shouted and screamed, and cracked him round the ear with her palm.  “And one egg?!”

                “Uhm… let me fix it.”  And Flower had whisked away, with a bruise on his head and some coins in his hand, to the sunny side up of town, to the grocer’s, to buy a new tray of eggs… and to escape a beating from the cook.

He ran up the street and bought the goods with haste.

                “Oi! You gotta pay for that!”  The grocer caught him poaching a roll from the counter, he was starving, as he’d left with his arm full of eggs, and he’d tossed a spare coin to the man before he walked out the door with a spring in his step and no longer a care in the world.

                But that coin was devilled; it fell, and it bounced, and it chased Flower outside.  He hummed a tune as he chewed the bread, nonchalant, unaware of the catastrophe that rolled between his feet and took the lead.

                The coin careened down the hill, and swerved left as it hit a loose stone; it rattled to a halt and waited in front of a shop.

                Flower, his bread devoured, whistled and walked.  He could see the door of the kitchens at the bottom of the street, and Mrs Spatchcock in the doorway, arms crossed and face thawing.  The morning was improving, or so he thought…

                Meanwhile, a man in a hat spotted the cursed coin, and ducked to retrieve it, but as he rose up triumphantly, the golden disc aloft in his hand, a woman burst from the shop, blinded by parcels stacked high, and barrelled into him.  The coin flipped from his grasp.

                Ignorant Flower waved to the cook with his free hand; he was almost there.

                The money continued its path through the air; it clinked onto a roof, trundled down the tiles and swung into the guttering.  It sauntered along the half-pipe, swinging to and fro, never quite risking a leap to the ground.  It swirled the entrance to the downpipe, and then clattered into the tube.

                The coin rolled out, wheeling along and between the paving stones, ringing a chaotic tune along its rim before it fell, stuck unfortuitously betwixt two slabs just a few metres in front of Mrs Spatchcock.  It stood up proud on its edge, half in and half out… and unnoticed by the cook, or by Flower.

                And as he neared the kitchens, his toes caught on the coin in just the right place, and his gait faltered and jerked, and the tray of eggs was unleashed from his grasp and into the atmosphere.

                Flower didn’t quite fall, finding his balance just before, but as he stumbled forward, his eyes caught the horror on the cook’s face as the tray flew up and back down.

The eggs smashed all over her frittatas, and she screamed.  It was shock, at first, but evolved into rage.

Flower ran, but Mrs Spatchcock was faster, and she caught him in her grip within seconds.  The buxom cook, bosom sodden with ovum and shells, accosted the short man, who shrank back in terror.

The cook kicked.

Punishment was dealt; Flower fell to the floor, clutching his bruised macarons.

And he realised that it wouldn’t just be the kitchen that needed new eggs…

Ow.

The End.

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Monday, 26 August 2024

Flower's First Night (short story)

 

Flower’s First Night

(Random 2-word prompt- pudding, security)


                Flower, it was his first night on the job, ran.

                It wasn’t the best start at protecting the Queen’s tarts, and he’d been warned about the ants, but he hadn’t expected them to be THAT big.  He prayed that this one was the exception; one was already too much to handle.  Not that the confectionary gods ever listened.

                He’d dropped his sword as soon as he’d seen it.  Not on purpose.  He just hadn’t expected the thing to crash through the window like that.  It’d given him a fright.  The colourful stained glass shattered, the dark wooden muntins and stiles folded like paper, and the stones of the walls shook and cracked.  A large brown oval head, garnished with gigantic snapping blood-red mandibles, burst into the corridor, followed by a huge thorax and it’s supporting elongated legs.

                Flower had dropped his sword and ran, not realising until he was around the corner that perhaps the ant’s size was the reason he’d been given a weapon in the first place.  He’d abandoned it, and the vault of sugary tarts he’d sworn to protect, in favour of his own life.  And now the large insect chased him.

Oh dear.

He’d expected monsters to scream, but not this one.  It clicked and clacked, chattering loudly like a pair of rulers being slapped against skin.  It grated his senses.  Flower got the impression that it was calling for others, other ants to join the hunt.  Oh no.  Gods forbid that any more of those insects invaded the castle vaults, but there was food here, the royal tarts, and he knew ants had the sweetest tooth.

His boots thumped against the vibrant carpet that ran the lengths of the halls, and he darted by paintings of tart ancestors, saccharine portraitures of treats long forgotten.  The bug was wreaking havoc behind him, destroying priceless artifacts, but he wasn’t here to protect those trinkets, and he had to keep running.  His breaths laboured, he was exhausted, and the ant was swift.  He felt a stitch in his side.  He kept running.  He sucked in oxygen through the pain, realising that the ant stank, something he’d never noticed before.  These passages usually smelled sweet and freshly baked, but the pungent aroma of the giant ant had consumed the air.  Acidic, like vinegar.  Intense.  It made his eyes water.

Flower ran as fast as he could, the ant close behind him, clicking and clacking, snapping and clapping its mandibles.  He tried not to scream, waste his breath, for there was salvation ahead.  If he could reach the doors, if he was fast enough, he’d be able to call for help, sound the alarm for the other guards to tackle the formidable formicidae.

He collided with the door, it winded him, and the hard carpet caught him as he fell.  Ow!  The door was locked!  Oh dear.

Flower climbed to his feet.  He wondered for a moment why the ant hadn’t caught him yet, taken his small and frail body between its mandibles and severed his top from his bottom.  He faced it.

The large ant towered over him, considering the man with its compound eyes and twitching elbowed antennae.  It was silent, no chitter-chatter.  The creatures head tilted to the side; there was an intelligence there, ancient and deadly.

Flower suddenly realised that perhaps this creature was not craving the delicious round tarts of the Queen, with their succulent and sweet fillings encased in rich and flaky pastry, but it desired the savoury meats and crunchy bones of a short little guard on his first night on the job.

Oh no.

He considered banging on the locked door, crying out, but he knew that the giant ant would have him as soon as he turned his back.

There was only one thing for it.

He’d fight.

But he needed one thing first.

Flower screamed and ran.  He ducked under the enormous thorax, weaved between long and dangerous legs, dodged around the bulbous abdomen and ran and ran and ran as fast as his legs could take him.

He looked back.  The ant thrashed against walls that weren’t wide enough for its enormous bulk to turn around, breaking the canvases and ornaments adorning them.  Its creepy voice chittered, broke its silence, and was more urgent, angrier.  The ant was furious at him.

Uh oh.

The massive monster moved forward, away from him, and it’s padded feet gripped the door and walls in front of it.  It climbed up and over, defying gravity as it reached the ceiling and then traced a spiral path down the wall and back to the level floor.  It faced him.  Mandibles snapped the air in triumph and the chase begun again.

Flower had the lead this time and he used his advantage to reach the broken window where the giant ant had first forced its way into the castle.  He frantically searched for his sword, and found it amongst broken glass.  Yes!  He gripped it tight and faced down the corridor waiting for the inevitable confrontation with the creature.

He gulped down his fear on a dry throat.

The gigantic ant neared, jaws ready to munch Flower’s body to dust.

Oh no, he couldn’t do this.

There was no way he could battle this huge creature and win, not on his first night of the job.

Flower scurried to his left, fumbling for the vault’s keys on his belt.  The pungent perfume of the ant was getting more intense, it’s skittering and chittering louder.  It was almost upon him.

He slammed the key into the vault’s lock, yelling and cursing the gods at his fate, and the door to the delicious tarts clicked open just as the insidious insect reached him.

Flower screamed.

                The creature reared up, its mandibles snapped a hungry message, telling the man he was dinner, and Flower darted into the vault.

                He slammed the door, but the ant was quicker.  It pressed its weight against the vault, fighting against his efforts to get to safety.  He pushed back, the entrance ajar, opening and closing as the giant head and jaw tried to squeeze its way in.  Flower’s muscles strained.  He braced his legs, thighs burning with effort and his arms laboured against the metal door of the vault.

                He cried out, a crescendoed battle cry to steel his resolve as he forced all his strength, all his will to live, against the door.  The insect countered with its hunger, but his need was greater.

                The vault clicked shut and Flower collapsed to his knees.

                He was safe.

                He sighed relief.

                He stood.  The room was silent, there was no way the chattering creature was getting in here.  Not through those massive steel doors.  But what next?  He was trapped in here with the beast guarding the only exit.

                Flower suddenly noticed he was no longer able to smell the vinegary stink of the monster; it’d been replaced by the sweet aroma of what he’d been sworn to protect.  The Queen’s tarts.  Their scrumptious and fragrant scent filled his nostrils, and he was suddenly a little peckish.  He’d used a lot of his stamina against that humungous monster, and it’d been several hours since he’d eaten any dinner.

                Flower eyed the stacks and stacks of tarts, hundreds of sweet treats, that filled the large vault.  Just one little cake wouldn’t do any harm.  One dessert.

                Oh yes.

                His mouth salivated.

                Flower reached for the nearest tart.  It appeared to be strawberry.  His favourite.  He took a bite, ignoring the iced lettering on its surface, but he’d soon know why the Queen had locked up her delicious puddings.

                The letters on the tart read: “Eat me.”

                Oh dear.

                She'd have his head for this.

The End.

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